I feel a lot of affection for this guy. I would be that proper if I were a carrot, too.
I am pretty grossed out by this one. I mean, yes. Obviously.
And I do not even know what to say about this one. In case you cannot see it well, it is suggesting that your husband will feel more fulfilled if you flush out your lady parts WITH LYSOL.
There are also people made out of PBR ribbons, lots of drug-your-children-and-senile-parents ads, and my favorite, The Creepiest Girl in the World.
I think she is not craving jelly on bread, but rather human flesh.