A chat with Mike regarding his job:
Mike: the Senate's debating the Climate Security Act, Brazil is extending a moratorium on soy production in the Amazon, and an Arizona Rep. has signed onto the Safe Climate Act
A chat I just had with my coworker:
Coworker: they took [new employee] to a hooters equivalent for his welcome dinner!!
Me: that is pretty much the best thing ever
Coworker: the woman crushed a boiled egg on his forehead and drew blood!