I am on the work shuttle, and these two dudes are discussing stocks. I know they don't know what they're talking about because they keep repeating the same phrases.
"They have big margins."
"They do? Really? Big margins?"
"Yeah, totally big."
"You know who has big margins? Apple."
"Oh my god, I bet they do, I bet they have huge margins."
I was about to plug in my earbuds when Doofus One or Doofus Two ACTUALLY SAID, "You know what man? I don't know what I'm talking about."
And then you know what he did? He repeated it.