Muppet theory of the universe

I believe this article to be absolutely 100% right: we are all either Chaos Muppets (Cookie Monster) or Order Muppets (Bert). I am most definitely an Order Muppet.

This has supplanted Meyers-Briggs and Gay or European? as my favorite human classification system.

Cookie Monster, Ernie, Grover, Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and—paradigmatically—Animal, are all Chaos Muppets. Zelda Fitzgerald was a Chaos Muppet...Your first grade teacher was probably an Order Muppet. 

This article is just too good.