Stories here are probably not accurate at all. Just so you know.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Happiness is a Warm Ass
It is hard to overestimate the pleasure of a heated toilet seat. I didn't even know they existed until I started working here, and now I am deeply dissatisfied with my home toilet. I am sure they are wasteful and frivolous, but they also comforting and welcoming, like a bear hug for your bum.