Apparently the Bank of America on Route 16 was robbed at gunpoint yesterday, and two "suspicious devices" were found nearby and exploded in some vague intentional manner by robots. I found this out via Facebook, where the two comments on this article were:
"I can't believe Wellesley has a bomb squad."
"I can't believe Wellesley has a robot."
Word. The best quote in the article is from a 16 year old girl, who said, "I know you aren't supposed to be excited about a bomb scare, but it's the most interesting thing that has ever happened here."
You are right about that, sister. The only other diversion that town has is staring at lesbians holding hands in CVS.