Reason #884372 my dad is great: whenever I went to his office for TYCTWD, he called it quits for the day and took me to the Museum of Natural History or Central Park. At the time I thought he just didn't want me to know what he did all day, and in that I was kind of right - he just didn't want me to think that working at an insurance company is dull. Shocking.
Oh, also: I am caffeinated out of my mind, and my fingers are so twitchy that I cannot type for shit. Spellcheck, don't fail me now.