Good Samaritan

Our friend Mark is secretly famous - he tailed a car that looked like it had been in an accident, then called the police. Lo and behold, the genius driver had rear-ended a car, backed into a bus stop, then hauled ass out of there. This is what the bus stop (which had a lady in it at the time) looked like:

Mark's vigilance and good citizenship strike fear into the hearts of shitty hit-and-run drivers everywhere.