I was just thinking about...

One particular set of table tents from Stone-Davis dining hall, first year of college. They were ads for an all-night dance-a-thon benefiting some org or other. The best part was that they featured two dance instructors named...wait for it...Seymour Johnson and Cristina Pujol. Give that last one its proper Spanish pronunciation, and you have a recipe for laughing your ass off every time you sit down to eat. 

Not very mature, but it still makes me giggle.