Are you mad?

My mom Gchatted me before my cousin's wedding to tell me she had bought a dress that was the same color as mine. Our exchange is one of my favorite of all time.

Mom: jUST THOUGHT i'D GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP. i BOUGHT A BLUE DRESS. I refused to buy another black one. We'll look like Arnie and danny Devito from the TWINS MOVIE.

me: excellent

i am looking forward to that

Mom: ARE YOU MAD?

Why on earth would I be mad? Especially since my brother came through with this gem.

I'm not going to stop asking people that for a very long time. Say it. "Are you mad for some raisin?" It's just a delight to say.

Mike picked up on the other nugget in that Gchat; Arnie and Danny. And lo and behold, look at what we have:

And, even better:

Many thanks to Mike, whose photoshop skills were invaluable in extending this joke into its third week.