I can't decide

Do I want Sarah Palin to just go away, or do I want her around for entertainment? Usually I lean toward the former, but this Maureen Dowd column is a strong vote for the latter. Maureen, I am not a big fan of yours (my heart belongs to Gail Collins), but this is a hilarious article.

"Dear Diary - No one understands me. It’s like I’m speaking some Eskimo dialect or something. Andrea Mitchell follows me all the way to Kanakanak Beach and I get a French manicure and set up this huge photo op for her, even though she spooked the salmon."

The phrase "spooked the salmon" needs to be used more often.