Things I like about Chicago:
- tall buildings
- staying in the corporate apartment on the 28th floor of an aforementioned tall buildings
- getting to wear my white coat
- sun!
- the Zamboni that passed me on the highway on the way to Hyde Park
Things I don't like about Chicago:
- populated by people with Midwestern accents
- cold as a Polar Bear Club member's balls
midwesterners have a neutral accent. Chicagoans on the other hand...
ReplyDeleteplease amend, or I shall malign your state.