Relocation: like vacation, but less fun.

My bosses are pressuring me to relocate to New York. Why they didn't hire me there in the first place, I don't know, but I'm settled in here and don't want to leave just yet. So far it's not a do-it-or-else situation, but it would involve a relocation bonus, cost of living increase, and housing stipend for the transition period. Which would be a sweet deal, except that I am no way no how ready to move back to the East Coast. Blargh.