Please be my friend.

From a blah NYT blog post on a whole mess of high school girls that made a pact to get preggers: “'We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,' the principal says, shaking his head."

Commenter/future friend:

• 16. June 19th, I think the only winner here was that homeless guy.
  2008, 5:02 pm — Posted by michael